Sweatshirts

Haunted By Executive Dysfunction Goose Sweatshirt

The ghost wasn't haunting you. Your executives were dysfunctioning. Meet your new tiny Halloween mascot: a ghost goose who knows exactly what needs to be done and is absolutely not doing it. The "Haunted By My Executive Dysfunction" Gildan sweatshirt is made for ADHD and AuDHD adults who know the struggle of task paralysis, procrastination, and having a brain that refuses to cooperate. It's the perfect spooky-season uniform for the days when your motivation has left the building but your unfinished to-do list remains very much alive. A funny and painfully relatable gift for ADHD adults, AuDHD friends, neurodivergent loved ones, and anyone whose executive dysfunction has turned a five-minute task into an elaborate psychological thriller.